Cheerios : Not just a morning breakfast cereal ANYMORE!!!

The workings of the mind of a 15 month old

Cheerios:

1. Doubles as confetti, to be stcatter evenly EVERYWHERE!! Of course, when hungry, there's always food around to eat.

2. Also can be use as dog/cat/bird/duck food.

3. As a side OR a scoop when eating grass/rocks/pepples/acorns/dirt/bugs

4. Acts as a "weapon", to be thrown/strewn at chasing parent when needed.

5. A floatation "toy" like that of the Rubber Duckie, use in the presence of a bath or for playing with the toilet ball!

6. Substitute for "missing" mini toy balls; hence can be use to put into ANY SORT OF HOLES!!!

7. Also as store-away food, to be stuffed into couches, high chairs, juice cups, bed, DIAPERS and other places that you can hide or stuff anything!!

8. Amazingly funny when crushed with a juice cup.

9. A bartering tool with mummy for her cellphone/remote control/purse/anything else that I'm not supposed to play with.

10. Oh yah, also as a good morning breakfast cereal!!


--------------------------------Contributed SOLELY by Ethan T---------------